Chronicles of a Moonchild

My name is Emmabeth.
I hail from the Pacific Northwest.
I love animals, and hiking.

itd-be-gay-if-you-didnt:

sharonsgf:

theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”

SHE IS WISE

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Anonymous asked: Kill yourself

socio--flower:

Kill me yourself you fucking pussy

It’s been like 5 years. What is up my dudes?

eartheld:
“iamatinyowl:
“ talkearlietome:
“ cartel:
“ hotboysofficial:
“ the future is now
”
are people that lazy to need this
”
While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from...

eartheld:

iamatinyowl:

talkearlietome:

cartel:

hotboysofficial:

the future is now

are people that lazy to need this

While I’m sure there are people too lazy to spin a fork, keep in mind people like this person who may be suffering from arthritis or a neurological disease or nerve damage or a thousand other conditions that might impair their ability to do things as simple as spin a fork to eat spaghetti. 

These are used with people who can’t grip well: 

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This is for Parkinsons’s: 

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For people who can’t even bend their joints: 

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Here’s a product that guides your hand from your plate to your mouth 

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This one holds a sandwich 

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Like I get it. I used to see things like the fork and think “that’s fuckin’ lazy” or that product that holds a gallon and you just tip it and pour. But then I started working around the disabled and impaired and found out that these products aren’t meant for lazy people, they’re meant for people who need help. 

So maybe next time you see something, instead of thinking “Wow, are people that lazy?” just be grateful that you’re able to do the things you do every day and take for granted, like being able to feed yourself and wipe your own ass because you have enough coordination and bendy joints to do it. 

And stuff like the snuggie is made for wheelchair users

isn’t there a post that talks about how those “comical” infomercials are actually products for disabled folk? gotta find it again

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tandembicycles:

[Robber:] “This a robbery!’

[Guy in car:] “OH SHIT” [Begins to play a soft, melancholic tune on the violin]

[Robber:] “The fuck are you doing?”

[Guy in car:] “I’m sad as hell.”

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